[REL] The Boneyard (1991)

[Phuzzy4242]

The Boneyard (1991)

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101497/
http://blog.analogmedium.com/2007/05/bo ... eview.html

Children turned into zombies wreak havoc in a coroner's building with just a burned-out psychic, an experienced cop and two coroners to stop the madness.

You gotta love this flick. I found this movie on the "under 10 bucks" shelf at my local Suncoast Video. Just seeing the cover with the Evil demonic looking poodle was enough to claim it, after all I am one of many who love these types of movies. I mean, c'mon.....Phyllis Diller, Norman Fell!!?? , teaming up with a bunch of no names actors in a small town, in some rinky dink morgue, fighting undead children and event- ually a giant, insane, demonic pooch? This is f***ing great! It just does'nt get any better than this in the B movie world folks! This is Grade A, b horror material. So typical, I mean who would ever THINK we would see Phillis Diller and Mr. Roper together in this cheesefest? One time popular actors resorting to making low budget horror at at the end of there dwindiling careers...again, SO TYPICAL.The movie was good, remedial acting, good make up and special effects, and at some points, really creepy (those freaky zombie kids). The plot was absoloutly rid- iculous as well. All together GOOD GORE, GOOD FUN, GOOD FLICK. A must see for B horror buffs!

I love good horror films and I love good children's films, so when you combine the two, it's double heaven. Now add Phyllis Diller, Norman Fell, and a zombie poodle, and how can you go wrong?

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Trailer...


The zombie poodle...


This film is so bizarre - and I laughed so hard at the clips I saw - that I just can't resist, I gotta have it. I've found several sources but I don't have it complete so this will stay in [REQ] until I do, and until I see if the kids in it have enough screen time to make it FLM material.

For the DD crowd (UNVERIFIED!):
http://www.divxturka.net/download/23415 ... post660493
or
http://sharethefiles.com/forum/viewtopi ... 6&t=125754

For the eMule crowd (VERIFIED!):
Like this post to see ed2k links  [1.11 GiB]

[Phuzzy4242]

"It's the cheesiest!" Phyllis Diller (R.I.P.) as a zombie! (I know, how can you tell the difference?) This movie is so bad, it's good.

eMule link confirmed.

[emuler]

Btw. the STF link is also ed2k.

[Phuzzy4242]

Btw. the STF link is also ed2k.

So it is, didn't notice before. I can't confirm that link, only the one I downloaded. It's a VHSRip besides while the one I posted is a DVDRip. Mine also has hardcoded Spanish subs. I didn't realize it until I watched it but I should have known by the "(V.O.Sub.Esp)" in the filename.

[emuler]

For those who really don't like hardcoded subs, STF has a DVDrip also, but the file is probably dead.
http://sharethefiles.com/forum/viewtopi ... 8&t=127375
This was posted at STF on Sat Nov 15, 2008, and we've only just noticed it thanks to Phuzzy4242. Thanks again.

There is a torrent also - a 2 CD DVDRip. I'll try to verify. http://kat.ph/the-boneyard-1991-dvdrip- ... 49100.html

[loverboy]

There is a discussion about this elsewhere along with 3 rips, 2 DVD rips & a DVD9 dvdr. Opinions are not only are they 4:3 A/R the quality is so indifferent as to be actually inferior to the VHS rips. Looking at the VHS STF screens only thing I can see wrong with the quality is a bit of clumsy cropping.

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[Phuzzy4242]

It certainly won't hurt my feelings if someone wants to post a better version. Like I said, it's so bad... I may watch it again in few years just for laugh value, but it's not on my all-time favorite list.