I swear im being tested!

[Debaser]

I boarded a bus to that was headed to a village bonfire yesterday afternoon, a bus that mostly carries snooty types, the better class of society.
Anyway, everything was fine until the second stop where a gaggle of shrieking 11 or 12 year old hockey girls all uniformed up after no doubt playing at some private school or other boarded the bus.
There I am sitting on a packed bus trying to play it cool while literally surrounded on all sides by short skirted soft legged innocence, many with a legs akimbo sitting on the floor isle and one with her pert bottom shoved in my face while standing in the isle.

Don’t ask me how but for the next 15 minutes I neither broke sweat nor ogled those little teasers!

Of course during my observations of the rest of the passengers I can confirm that nearly all the guys from 16 to 60 were taking good long hard looks at those gorgeous pins, some pretending to play with there phones when in fact they were taking photos, leading me to the obvious conclusion that all men (regardless to what they say) fantasize over girlies, well except for those that are of the other persuasion of course.

Anyway I feel like I did pretty damn well!