Do you want to hear a blonde bimbo joke?

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Do you want to hear a blonde bimbo joke?

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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender,

"Hey, Bartender, do you want to hear a blonde bimbo joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

The woman next to him says in a very deep, husky voice,

"Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it would be fair – given that
you are blind – that you are aware of five facts:
1 – The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 – The bouncer is a powerful blonde girl.
3 – I am a 6 feet tall, 14 stone blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 – The woman next to me is blonde and is a professional weight-lifter.
5 – The lady to your right is also blonde and is a free-style wrestler...........
.....so I suggest that you think about it seriously, do you really want to tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times
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