True Compassion

[Phuzzy4242]

A man with no arms or legs was sitting on a blanket at the beach. Three women, from England, Wales and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug, sir?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss, boyo?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said, 'Ave ya ever been fooked, lad?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘no’.
She said, 'Ah well, ya will be when the tide comes in.'