Our weather

[loverboy]

Many will be aware the UK is experiencing extreme winter weather very early. Daytime temperatures here today reached only -1 deg celsius (the average for this time of year is 8-9 deg) & some areas have seen significant snowfall already. Apparently this is being caused by a shift in the jet-stream, it having been diverted by the crafty Americans to supply us with arctic weather, bringing us to our knees & thus allowing them to invade us & steal our healthy economy!

This is not going to work. Photographic evidence taken today proves that!

The robin seems unconcerned with the harsh weather & threat of invasion.
[Image]

Likewise the bunny rabbit.
[Image]

Even my cats are continuing their training in the weak winter sunshine.
[Image]

......and.......even our trains are still running.
[Image]

A female spokesperson from F.A.R.T (Fight Against Risk of Theft) said.......
"Britain is in training! We aim to be fully fit & prepared to respond to any threat!"
[Image]

lb

[BizarreLoveTriangle]

Thanks for the weather report. BTW, I can see part of your DVD collection on one of the pics

[Guest]

Ty for a very amusing post. Like your cats...



@BLT - you are having sharp eyes and you are brilliant if you name the DVD's

[BizarreLoveTriangle]

@BLT - you are having sharp eyes and you are brilliant if you name the DVD's

I was trying to find a match with my collection, but failed

The other day I saw some of kev's collection at flickr

He definitely has bigger than mine

Well, at least my nick is longer.

[Phuzzy4242]

Well, at least my nick is longer.

Did you say you nick was longer?? lol

[BizarreLoveTriangle]

Well, at least my nick is longer.

Did you say you nick was longer?? lol

I meant "nickname"

[loverboy]

Sorry, I'm having to retire from anything to do with being either bigger or longer.........our cold weather has removed my natural advantage. My fans will be pleased to know normal service will resume when the weather improves.

lb

[Guest]

@lb - Well, a 12 watt pussy on your lap should keep things in size...

[loverboy]

@lb - Well, a 12 watt pussy on your lap should keep things in size...

It gets better...........

As well as being the official grumpy git of the forum I'm also incredibly mean & refuse to keep my heating running overnight, despite temperatures here falling to -6 degrees last night. Needless to say, I ended up with pussy IN bed with me.......... both of them!

I've always fancied a threesome...........

........I'll get my coat.........

lb

[Phuzzy4242]

@lb - Well, a 12 watt pussy on your lap should keep things in size...

It gets better...........

As well as being the official grumpy git of the forum I'm also incredibly mean & refuse to keep my heating running overnight, despite temperatures here falling to -6 degrees last night. Needless to say, I ended up with pussy IN bed with me.......... both of them!

I've always fancied a threesome...........

........I'll get my coat.........

lb

Just remember to keep your pussy clean.

[Image]