Psychiatrists Jokes

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I went to a psychiatrist and he said, "My diagnosis is that you're crazy".
I said, "I want to get a second opinion".
He said, "You're ugly too".
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A good MENTAL HEALTH joke, even if not specifically a psychiatrist joke:

It is possible to prove that ALL the people in the world are crazy.
This is how you do it.

Turn all the men upside down, you can see "THEIR NUTS".
Turn all the women upside down, you can see THEY'RE CRACKED.
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OK, here's one about ANOTHER kind of doctor, not a headshrink:

I came home and the doctor was in bed with my wife.
I said, "Hey, Doc, what the hell is going on here?
He said, "Oh, it's nothing. I'm just..........I'm just........... I'm just taking your wife's temperature".
I said, "OK, but when you pull that "thermometer" out of there, I'd better see some numbers on it".
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