Some stupid jokes

[ptguardian]

I was thinking the same thing as Kev, but figured it was to obvious to be pointed out. perhaps not

[kev]

I was thinking the same thing as Kev, but figured it was to obvious to be pointed out. perhaps not

I know... Debaser was making his point in reverse.

I'm jealous and I just wanted to chime in the obvious, as the girls are soooooo cute.

kev.

[Debaser]

I was thinking the same thing as Kev, but figured it was to obvious to be pointed out. perhaps not

I know... Debaser was making his point in reverse.

I'm jealous and I just wanted to chime in the obvious, as the girls are soooooo cute.

kev.

All men are p's!
You see guys sneaking a look at those soft luscious legs all the time in the.

If anyone denies it, then they are one of the following:

Gay

A-sexual

A liar

Not of this world

[BizarreLoveTriangle]

I like younger girls [Image]

[ptguardian]

All men are p's!

So are all Women and it is much easier for them to hide the fact. (men are usually to preoccupied to notice)

[loverboy]

Husband Down


On the PA system:

'Clean up on aisle 12, we have a husband down!'

Moments before . . . . . . . . .

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Tesco’s.

The husband picks up a case of Stella and puts it in their trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only £15 for 24 bottles’ he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a £30 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley.

‘What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 bottles of Stella and it's half the fucking price!’

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