[REL] Le Martien de Noël (1971)

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[REL] Le Martien de Noël (1971)

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AKA The Christmas Martian

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067400/

After my last Christmas release (Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny) things don't improve very much here...............crap it isn't, but it is very very weird. I actually found it quite appealing! One of the Contes Pour Tous movies.
Synopsis here....

http://www.kiddiematinee.com/c-xmartian.html

I don't even really know how to describe this movie. It was weird, and I kept getting torn on liking it, and hating it. I would honestly see this as a direct descendant of Santa vs the Martians.
Basically these kids are on Christmas vacation and they're just running around through the snow covered town, chopping down their Christmas tree, and the girl picks up this big matchstick which makes her fly all over the place, which they learn was dropped by this martian, who is really just some bizarre dude dressed in a fishnet (literally), and he befriends the kids, and feeds them candy and flies them over the Sahara in his saucer, all the while playing hockey on his stomach, worrying the townspeople and attempting to fix his saucer, which was broken somehow and explains why he's there.
The bad dubbing (from french) just adds to the strangeness. It's almost as if this is a precursor of E.T., except this martian is just some creep dressed in a fishnet and isn't lovable in the slightest. Oh... I forgot about the soundtrack - it's weird too, 70's electronic bleeps and bloops at odd occasions.
EDIT: I almost forgot... the martian's name is "Poo Flower". POO FLOWER!!
This is related to the Tales for All series (I would call this #0) as it was made before all those were given numbers.


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File Name .......: The Christmas Martian.avi
File Size .......: 525.17 MB

Duration ........: 01:00:42
Video Codec .....: XviD MPEG-4 codec
Video Bitrate ...: 1073 KB/s
Resolution ......: 544 x 416
Aspect Ratio ....: 1.30:1
Framerate .......: 25 FPS

Audio Codec .....: MPEG-1 Layer 3 (MP3)
Audio Bitrate ...: 136 KB/s (VBR)
Channels ........: 2 Ch

Not my rip..........thanks to iyatoni
Reasonable quality VHS rip........ENGLISH AUDIO

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Enjoy! :)
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Re: [REL] Le Martien de Noël - (1971)

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Did the Martian steal her tooth? :bigups

Hope you have some nice ones in the bag too, O Santa loverboy. :thumbsup
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emuler wrote:Hope you have some nice ones in the bag too, O Santa loverboy. :thumbsup
Don't confuse this with other blatant crap I release & certainly not 'Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny'. It's just very weird. It's also important in being (I think) the first in the Contes Pour Tous series.

https://www.first-loves.com/forums/v ... ght=contes

This is not on the list that terry666 compiled.........consensus of opinion is that it can be considered #0
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Any subs? :blush

Maybe I should put that in my signature. :bigups
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emuler wrote:Any subs? :blush

Maybe I should put that in my signature. :bigups
Highly unlikely given the rarity of this & the fact that it's an English dub over original French language.............or was it French subtitles you were looking for? ;)
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Re: [REL] Le Martien de Noël - (1971)

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Could someone reshare please?
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babuada wrote:Could someone reshare please?
Yes, could this be reshared please.
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Reshared.

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loverboy wrote:Reshared.

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Re: [REL] Le Martien de Noël - (1971)

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Thanks lb, I love psychedelic Christmas movies :onfire
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