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Re: Do you want to hear a blonde bimbo joke?
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I got a letter in the mail yesterday that really made me sad...
Trojan Condom Company
6969 Slippery Root Drive
Droptrou, North Carolina 96969
Dear Mr. Jones,
We regret to inform you that we have rejected your recent application to model and to represent our product, Trojan Condoms.
Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product would not portray a positive, romantic image to our customers. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is NOT considered romantic. We did admire your efforts to firm it up by using Poly-Grip but even then it slipped off before the photographer could take the picture. We would like to note, however, that until now we have never seen a male organ that looked like a bicycle grip. We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We will retain this application for future consideration if, by chance, we decide there is a market for the Micro-Mini Condom.
We send our greetings and deepest sympathy to your wife.
Yours very truly,
Burley Dick, President
Trojan Condom Company
Trojan Condom Company
6969 Slippery Root Drive
Droptrou, North Carolina 96969
Dear Mr. Jones,
We regret to inform you that we have rejected your recent application to model and to represent our product, Trojan Condoms.
Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product would not portray a positive, romantic image to our customers. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is NOT considered romantic. We did admire your efforts to firm it up by using Poly-Grip but even then it slipped off before the photographer could take the picture. We would like to note, however, that until now we have never seen a male organ that looked like a bicycle grip. We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We will retain this application for future consideration if, by chance, we decide there is a market for the Micro-Mini Condom.
We send our greetings and deepest sympathy to your wife.
Yours very truly,
Burley Dick, President
Trojan Condom Company