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Re: A man and his wife were awakened

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:27 am
by loverboy
starfish21 wrote:one more thing ,the scottish islanders are more likely to shag sheep(i hope none are members here)
Mmmmmmm.......sheep, now what did I do with my velcro gloves & wellies!

This is not confined to the Scottish Islands. Many people consider that where I live we enjoy the pleasures of small farmyard animals, especially sheep. Although untrue (it's virtually entirely arable around here) I'm not one to dispel a myth so I promptly purchased an inflatable sheep (as sold on eBay) for the entertainment factor. 'Dolly', as she was christened, had a full & varied life until she suffered an unfortunate accident on a local trading estate when inflated with acetelene & a fuse attached......... I even have the video..........

lb

Re: A man and his wife were awakened

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:34 am
by Phuzzy4242
starfish21 wrote:one more thing ,the scottish islanders are more likely to shag sheep(i hope none are members here)
You know this for a fact? Just HOW do you know this?
loverboy wrote:'Dolly', as she was christened, had a full & varied life until she suffered an unfortunate accident on a local trading estate when inflated with acetelene & a fuse attached......... I even have the video..........

lb
I wanna see it!

We used to fill small balloons with acetylene in an old building I worked in and lay them across a lit cigarette. When the butt burned down far enough - [blink]BOOM![/blink] It shook the dust right out of the rafters.

Re: A man and his wife were awakened

Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:45 am
by starfish21
loverboy wrote:
starfish21 wrote:one more thing ,the scottish islanders are more likely to shag sheep(i hope none are members here)
Mmmmmmm.......sheep, now what did I do with my velcro gloves & wellies!

This is not confined to the Scottish Islands. Many people consider that where I live we enjoy the pleasures of small farmyard animals, especially sheep. Although untrue (it's virtually entirely arable around here) I'm not one to dispel a myth so I promptly purchased an inflatable sheep (as sold on eBay) for the entertainment factor. 'Dolly', as she was christened, had a full & varied life until she suffered an unfortunate accident on a local trading estate when inflated with acetelene & a fuse attached......... I even have the video..........

lb
apparently its better if you take the sheep to the edge of the cliff because it pushes back more.