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I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:23 pm
by Debaser
I boarded a bus to that was headed to a village bonfire yesterday afternoon, a bus that mostly carries snooty types, the better class of society.
Anyway, everything was fine until the second stop where a gaggle of shrieking 11 or 12 year old hockey girls all uniformed up after no doubt playing at some private school or other boarded the bus.
There I am sitting on a packed bus trying to play it cool while literally surrounded on all sides by short skirted soft legged innocence, many with a legs akimbo sitting on the floor isle and one with her pert bottom shoved in my face while standing in the isle.
Don’t ask me how but for the next 15 minutes I neither broke sweat nor ogled those little teasers!
Of course during my observations of the rest of the passengers I can confirm that nearly all the guys from 16 to 60 were taking good long hard looks at those gorgeous pins, some pretending to play with there phones when in fact they were taking photos, leading me to the obvious conclusion that all men (regardless to what they say) fantasize over girlies, well except for those that are of the other persuasion of course.
Anyway I feel like I did pretty damn well!
Re: I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:30 pm
by Guest

...surrounded on all sides by short skirted soft legged innocence...
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Re: I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:44 pm
by emuler
LOL DB.
...so where are the pics? Or don't you have a camera phone?
Word of caution: if you do manage to sneak a few pics, don't post them right away - open them on your PC, take a screenshot, and then post that, or at least reconvert them to another format. Most cameras embed the camera serial number into the image, which you can see if you open the image in wordpad or something. Make sure you get rid of that number before posting the image.
Re: I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:57 pm
by kev
Debaser wrote:...There I am sitting on a packed bus trying to play it cool while literally surrounded on all sides by short skirted soft legged innocence, many with a legs akimbo sitting on the floor isle and one with her pert bottom shoved in my face while standing in the isle...
Anyway I feel like I did pretty damn well!
YOU were SUPERman!!!
Actually, it sounds like one of THESE might have come in handy:
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Here's to young girls sports teams continuing to use public transportation, for the enrichment of our lives!
kev.
Re: I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:24 pm
by Debaser
I wouldnt dream of it, but I know a man who can
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Re: I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:34 pm
by Guest
emuler wrote:LOL DB.
...so where are the pics? Or don't you have a camera phone?
Word of caution: if you do manage to sneak a few pics, don't post them right away - open them on your PC, take a screenshot, and then post that, or at least reconvert them to another format. Most cameras embed the camera serial number into the image, which you can see if you open the image in wordpad or something. Make sure you get rid of that number before posting the image.
For those interested what's stored in a "simple" picture
Standard of Japan Electronics and Information Technology Industries Association
JEITA CP-3451
Exchangeable image file format
for digital still cameras:
Exif Version 2.2
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Re: I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:25 pm
by BizarreLoveTriangle
EXIF tags can be easily removed, no need to bother with screenshots. BTW, I've removed EXIF tags of all pics I've posted here, so people won't see what software I'm using
Otherwise you might compare the EXIF tags of pics that have been posted in various forums and so find out my other nicknames
Here is EXIF data of a sample pic I downloaded from flickr:
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Re: I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:36 pm
by emuler
BLT what software do you use to remove the EXIF tags? I'm always concerned that some software might decide to be 'helpful' and carefully preserve the tags.

which is why I go the screenshot way.
Re: I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:05 pm
by BizarreLoveTriangle
emuler wrote:BLT what software do you use to remove the EXIF tags? I'm always concerned that some software might decide to be 'helpful' and carefully preserve the tags.

which is why I go the screenshot way.
Well, on Linux I use the following command (usually with a little bit of scripting around to process multiple images):
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You can probably find a similar tool for Windows.
BTW, when you do a screenshot you get rid of the original tags, but the software you use to make the screenshot may add its own tags. If you use uncommon software, that might identify you...
Re: I swear im being tested!
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:48 pm
by emuler
I usually use stuff like IrfanView. I'll look for a Windows equivalent for exiftool. Thanks.