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August 4th, 2010

DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.

Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.

The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN.

Source: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389

A man has been arrested for allegedly indulging in a spot of masturbation during a screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

South Carolina resident Alexander Ofner was sitting in the back row of Sea Turtle Cinemas for an afternoon showing of the latest instalment in the franchise when police received an emergency call.

They arrived at the cinema in Bluffton and headed to its projection booth to witness what they described in their subsequent report as 'a white male touching his genitals'.

The 39-year-old was then arrested for indecent exposure and taken to jail.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the penultimate film in the series based on JK Rowling's books, has a more adult rating than the previous movies.

It features a topless kissing scene between Emma Watson, who plays Hermione, and Daniel Radcliffe (Harry), but it's not yet known if that particular image was what spurred Mr Ofner to play with his own wand in the back row.

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There really are some wankers about!

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Why can't those idiots go about it in a more SAFE way, like probably most people here on this site.
Just lie in your own bed at home and think about movies that have on-topic scenes in them.

Don't play with your public area out in pubic.
No, wait, I meant to say...............

I think "Body scanner operator" would be a cool job to have anyway.

Not only do the new airport body scanners take risque pictures but according to the U.S. Marshals Service, the images in their thousands are being saved on hard disks.

"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts?"

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Coming to think of it, entire FAMILIES do have to go through the whole body scanner, don't they?
Hmmmm.............

Where's my phone?
Hello, is this the employment agency?

I learned that Canadians have some efficient methods for fighting against terrorism too.

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The entire FAMILY should march in that procession!
Well, maybe not the husbands.
Who cares about the husbands?
They can just sit in the chairs and drink beer, as suggested.
But like I said, it should NOT be only the women who are marching.

Agreed.

Fuck those scanners & the wankers that spread fear about arabs going around blowing people up.