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Finally a joke BLT might like

The Gift

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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?

"No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"

Thanks willow, it was funny, but I like little girls more than puppies

Here's one joke I like:

Little Mary had just learned her abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told her that the best way to conquer her fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, she stood in front of the class and began.

"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."

"Very good, Mary. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

"It's running down my leg."