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The Candy With The Little Holes

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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)
of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
Of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
Mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
Yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

Live-safers and old ladies...the adult version...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?

i take it 'lifesavers' are sweets sold in the Us,the uk equivalent would be 'fruit polos'
i just can't see the same gag potential there,except maybe gagging ON one of them.


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